14 August 2007

Houston, We Have Limes.

As you may or may not know I have a lime tree. I requested a lime tree for my birthday last year ( 2006 ) and having the wonderful spouse I do, he stopped at nothing to procure said tree. Well, OK he only stopped at Lowes, but still.
I love my lime tree, however, until this summer it has failed to grow limes. It wanted to grow limes. It tried to grow limes. It was like the little lime tree that could.
This past spring The Mister bought citrus tree fertilizer and voila...........LIMES !!!!!
Now, bear in mind that the limes are the size of my pinkie finger nail and I don't think we'll actually get any sizable, edible limes until this winter.....BUT I'VE GOT LIMES !!!!
And getting these pictures was sort of like Fear Factor Plainville with all the bees that have taken up residence on my tree.
BUT I HAVE LIMES !!!!!
( can you tell that I'm excited about the limes.....)







This is not a lime.
This is my cousin Aaron chillin at the beach last weekend.
He is going to study Astrophysics in the honors program at
UMASS Amherst this fall.
He is wicked smart.

XXOO
Bunny

08 August 2007

Its A Hard Knock Life.

Its a hard knock life for my cat.
Instead of treats, he gets tricked
Instead of kisses, he gets kicked......
( just kidding about the kicked part, we're not into animal cruelty around here )


::::::::yawn::::::::
It is a rough, rough life for me.

Oh yeah...my sister's bridal shower was on Sunday. It was lovely !
The Dunkin Donuts theme was a big hit and she got many lovely gifts.
I did a wonderful job managing the whole affair.
Yep, I managed to do almost nothing and be really charming doing it.
OK, that is not entirely true.
I was sort of like the social director,
you know, I went around spreading all of the Bunny love to the
attendees.
And I was in charge of writing down all of the gifts she received.
So I sort of did something.
Hasta Luego Mi Amigos !
XXOO
Bunny


06 August 2007

We Went Batshit Crazy With The Simpsonizer !

Brock Simpson

Homer's second cousin.

He went " Hollywood " and is an indie film actor / director.

He recently made his first major motion picture appearance

in The Departed as Southie Thug # 2.

Erica Simpson
Homer's second cousin's wife.
She is a psychiatrist and professor of psychaitry at Harvard Medical School.
In her spare time she works on her own organic garden and enjoys photography.
And you can too....CLICK HERE !!!
See ya in Springfield Bitches !!!!

XXOO
Bunny

04 August 2007

My Pet Peeves / Crap That Irritates Me.

I'm not sure if we've discussed this before, but I have a few ( odd ) pet peeves. I understand that everyone has pet peeves and they are completely individually unique. Here are mine, in a nutshell....

1. Rhode Island drivers. Man oh man are they crappy drivers. I swear the IQ of a Rhode Islander drops at least 50 points when they get behind the wheel. I'm not sure, but I think the traffic laws in Little Rhody go something like this....
Turn signals....optional
Traffic lights...just a suggestion
Speed limits......eh, whatever

What irritates me more than the lack of driving skills with Rhode Islanders is that I end up screaming like a loon ( I know, like they can hear me ) at them, thus making my fellow motorists think I'm crazy.

2. Cars with no hubcaps. That is just plain white trash. White.trash.
3. People who leave the shower curtain open after a shower. Like nails on a chalkboard.

Those are the big three. Crap that irritates me is as follows....

1. Restaurant salads that are comprised of massive chunks of lettuce. I believe that this is one of Steph's pet peeves....I just find it irritating.

2. The fact that my fridge leaks water all over the floor. Soooo irritating.
3. Stupid people. No explanation needed.

Please don't think me a crabby bitch after today's post. I've actually been deliriously happy lately. Really. Its like I've tapped into some inner bliss / zen-ness. Of course, I'll probably never reach the level of zen nirvana that my co-worker Darrell has. He has a bliss that I aspire to.
I am happy with my level of bliss / zen / nirvana at the current moment though.

In other news......I had some folks over for a little shin-dig last night and had a great time. I put out some food, turned on Bob Marley and poured some booze. Then we watched the Sox.
I couldn't have asked for a better evening. :-)


I bought these at the Vans outlet today.
Peace out !
Bunny

03 August 2007

I Hate It When This Happens.

If you are over 18, please click here.
That is a sticky situation, no ?

XXOO
Mistress Bunny

02 August 2007

Today's Post Is Brought To You By The Number 5.

This is how many months it has been since our dossier was mailed to the
China Center of Adoption Affairs in Beijing, China.
Time is flying, but at the same time it feels as if
time is totally standing still.
WHERE IS MY BABY ??????
XXOO
Mom to be, Bunny.
P.S. Mad props to Bert for helping me out with this post.
I am glad he could take time away from his paperclip collection to
give a sista a hand.

01 August 2007

IDFK Is A Clinical Diagnosis.

IDFK is a very scientific, clinical diagnosis for a myriad of issues one may be having. We use this frequently in our office to describe people and situations.
IDFK is not just for professional use. It can apply to situations in your everyday life.
IDFK is an acronym. It stands for I Don't Fuckin' Know.
Feel free to use this as you see fit, cause really, many things can be accurately described by IDFK.

Why just today I myself had an IDFK moment at the supermarket on the way home from work.
I knew that I needed to get something to grill ( see the Pimp My Grill post ) for dinner. But I found myself aimlessly wandering the supermarket putting very random things in my cart.
For example;
Macaroni Salad
Waffles
Pretzels
Kaiser rolls
coke
ketsup
A1
chicken salad
and
lettuce

There was no rhyme or reason to what I was buying. What was I doing ?
IDFK.

XXOO
Bunny