I've chronicled on this blog what came best be described as The Bunny & Steph Mutual Admiration Society. Steph is one of a handful of people in my life who " gets it ". Our little back and forths, whether by email, text or phone are highly amusing. I thought I'd let all of you in on one of the tamer email exchanges we've had.
Just so we're all on the same page - here is the cast characters appearing in the following email tete-a-tete.
Stephanie - Our best-est cousin. The Marcia to my Jan.
The Mister as The Mister
K - Stephanie's younger sister
Big G - Stephanie, K and The Mister's Grandmother.
Phyliss's ( sp ? ) sister - a hard to explain relation of Steph, K and The Mister
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Original Message
From: Stephanie H
To: Bunny
Sent: Sunday June 21, 2009
Subject: address
I know I have it somewhere, but what is your new address? I'm sending you something.
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Original Message
From: Bunny
Sent: Monday, June 22, 2009
To: Stephanie H
Subject: Re: address
Sending something....to us ? I....I don't know what to say. I feel so......... so special !!!!!
You like me ! You really like me !
( squeeeee........)
Just kidding. Don't mean to sound sarcastic. It's early and I've not had enough coffee yet.
Perhaps are you sending us yourself in a box ? That would so rock.
( music starts in my head.....)
" It's Steph in a box.........it's our Steph in a booooo-xxxxx !
^^ get it ? Like " Dick in a box " ^^ hehe
Like I said, not enough coffee yet.
Anywho....here goes;
3** (____) Avenue
(_____) , RI
02**5
You can Zillow our house if you want.
The Mister talked to K on Sat. night. She was holed up in Big G's bedroom trying to hide from Phyliss's ( sp ? ) sister. In K's words
" Man, she's really f'ing wierd. Just. Wierd. "
And those two ( The Mister & K ) had their own personal Beavis and Butthead moment. You know when little kids say things that are " adult " funny, but have no idea what they said was so funny.
Sometimes Senior Citizens ( I refrained from calling Big G " Elderly " - lest she get wind of me calling her " Elderly " and kick my now-size-10/12 ass ) say " Gen X " things and have no idea how funny they sound.
Apparently Grandma had, I guess, wandered into the bedroom and told Krissy that everyone was outside watching " Cornhole".
All I heard was The Mister snicker and say " Did Grandma just say " Cornhole " ? THAT ROCKS ! "
Ahhh....it's the little things, huh ?
As I style myself as somewhat of an artist, I find inspiration in these little life moments.
Please follow the link.
http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/e844b373deb12d35af8803242329666c
XO
Me
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From: Stephanie H
To: Bunny
Sent: Monday June 22, 2009
Subject: RE: address
You are special. I should send you more shit but I am a loser friend. If it is any consolation, I think of you guys A LOT.
I will miss you terribly when I am at the family reunion next week.
I think you will like your present.
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From: Bunny
Sent: Monday, June 22, 2009
To: Stephanie H
Subject: RE: address
Yes. I am special. I'm special in that " short bus " kinda way......
Did you follow the link I sent you ? Did u not laugh your ass off ?
Hehehe...Cornhole. hehe.
Just curious....what exactly do you think when you think of us ?
Does a warm sensation of genuine affection wash over you filling you with a glee so intense that you glow like an overweight person at the Old Country Buffet ?
Or is it more like a " I hope this doesn't turn into a rash. " type feeling ?
Btw, unlike you I have a warm, genuine affection for IKEA ( but only mon- friday ) however I think I am safe in the assumption that we both would rather our husbands be caught red-handed on Cops propositioning a tranny prostitute than dine at the OCB.
Would I be correct in that assumption ?
You know, as I am trying to think about writing a book, I may devote an entire chapter to our little back and forth emails. Perhaps do you have some of them saved ? Yes, you read that correctly. I'm trying to think about writing a book.
It has a working title. And a dedication page.
XO
me.
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From: Stephanie H
To: Bunny
Date: Monday June 22, 2009
Subject: RE: address
Yes.
Somewhere between the former and the latter. :)
And OMG yes.
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From: Bunny
To: Stephanie
Date: Monday June 22, 2009
Subject: RE: address
You are the textbook definition of a Capricorn.
I....the quintessential Aries.
Yet somehow we make it work. =)
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Xoooo
Bunny
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