Finding Porno In Your Everyday Life.

Brock and I went to Stop & Shop last week to buy vegetables to make a salad. As usual Brock and I split up in the store and I proceeded in the general direction of the cucumbers. I was going to buy a regular cucumber, but they were really rather sad and pathetic looking. Then the english cukes grabbed my attention as they were on sale. I looked a little closer and saw the most massive, obscene cucumber I've ever seen in my life. I thought for a second " Jesus, I don't need a cucumber that big. " Then I quickly saw the comedic value in this. Then I thought " Yes, I really do need a cuke that big. ". So I put it in my cart.
After some time Brock caught up with me and looked in the cart. The look on his face was PRICELESS ! Of course I laughed my ass off! Then the 12 year old boy in Brock came out and he was doing really obscene things with the obscenely large cucumber.
How big of a cucumber are we talking about ? Look for yourselves. I put some objects next to it to give you a frame of reference.

An ordinary, average playing card.

My shoe. I wear a size 9 FYI.

The playing card again.

My mother called while I was taking the above pictures. I put the camera down to answer the phone and our conversation started like this....

Me: Hello

My Mother: Hi. What are you doing ?

Me: Taking pictures of a cucumber.

MM: You have too much time on your hands.........

This is by no means the largest vegetable we've had in the house lately. I bought green leaf lettuce at the farmers market last week and we've not been able to make a dent in it. It is HUGE !

Like Brock and I always say...Go Big or Go Home.

XXOO

Bunny.