My Funny Valentine.

So it seems The Mister has a few admirers of the geriatric, female persuasion.

So we're all on the same page here....The Mister is the executive chef at a very shi-shi, country club-esque assisted living facility ( read: old people with $$ ). Lets just say he's not in the habit of making mac n' cheese on a regular basis for these people.

First there was " Mrs. M. ". As he tells it, Mrs. M was was " sauced " in the dining room one evening and very displeased with her meal selection. As most of the dining room staff are H.S. kids they lacked the sophistication to handle one plastered little old lady...they had to call in the big guns. The Mister had to go out and speak with her - you know...smooth things over with her. Ever since that evening he's been sexually harassed by her on a consistent basis.
By his own admission this behavior is both cute and revolting at the same time.

Today it seems that The Mister has picked up yet another groupie - lets call her "Mrs. A ".

The Mister had gone to work today and had been informed by a co-worker that he had a heart-shaped note in his inner-office mailbox. Thinking this co-worker was yanking his chain he went to investigate the heart-shaped note.
Sure enough said note was indeed in his mailbox.

The exterior of the note read something to the effect of;

" To ( The Mister ) - from your admiring friend. "

He also told me that this note " reeked like hell " from a significant distance. At first he thought the note had perhaps been spritzed with Jean Nate or something......but no....turns out the interior of the note contained a Yankee Candle Sage & Citrus car freshener.

The interior of the note went on to read something to the effect of how fantastic a chef he is and so on and so forth.
I guess Hubs got a pretty good ribbing from some of his co-workers today.

So yeah....that's that.
I can't say I'm really threatened or anything.
In fact I think these little old ladies ( although I've never met any of them ) are painfully cute.


Coo Coo Ka Choo.
XO
Bunny