09 April 2009

Just Like Having A Pet Tiger.......

OK, so apparently Billy Bob Thornton gave a really bizarre interview on CBC.
I can't say I'm entirely shocked. Come on....this is Billy Bob Thornton we're talking about. He's Grade A BSC.
If I were the interviewer I would totally have expected this.

It's like those people who you occasionally see on Good Morning America or The Today Show....( who really watches The Early Show on CBS ??? ) They usually live in some trailer park in Tennessee or Arkansas or some other gravel pit town with a Wal-Mart. They have a FREAKIN" TIGER caged up in the back yard and then they act all shocked when Fluffy goes bananas and eats the four year old Grandson during a birthday party.
Can't you hear it now ( insert hick drawl here )....... " He was always such a nice pet, we dun had him since he was a cub..he usedta sleep in the bed with us until he got too big.....he's jus like a member of the family...."

DUUUUHHHHH....IT'S A WILD ANIMAL !!!!! YOU HAD TO KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

Or as it applies to BBT;

DUUUUHHHHH...IT'S BILLY BOB THORNTON !!!! YOU HAD TO KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

The interview in its entirety can be found HERE.


XO
Bunny

P.S. If you guys have not seen Bad Santa please do yourselves a favor and put it on your NetFlicks Queue. You'll not be disappointed.

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