File Under D for Dumbass.

Eddie Van Halen Says Cigarettes Unrelated to Mouth Cancer.

Valerie Bertinelli tells Ladies' Home Journal about her ex Eddie Van Halen's 2002 battle with cancer: "The guy has mouth cancer, gets part of his tongue cut out, and he still insists cigarettes have nothing to do with it."...
"There was so much denial, so much not talking," Bertinelli tells the Journal. Van Halen has cited a metal guitar pick he held in his mouth as contributing to his cancer.
As for the practitioner of alternative medicine who helped treat her ex, Bertinelli says: "You should have seen the guy he attributes his 'cure' to. They sat around drinking and smoking in our hotel room. But, well, cancer hasn't come back yet, so who am I to say."


Clearly Eddie is not a Mensa Candidate.

Xooo
Bunny

P.S.
I believe the guy to the left of Eddie ( who looks like total crap IMHO ) with the receeding hairline is Diamond Dave.