Stacy's Mom - Minstrel Of Satan.

I'm beginning to realize that there is stuff that only I know of. As I've explained previously it's as if I am the sole occupant of Planet Bunny. Jeopardy could have a category named " Stuff Only Bunny Knows. ", you get the idea.

99% of the time the knowledge only I seem to possess is very obscure. I suppose I could compare my offhand trivial tidbits, my SOAK-ness** if you will, to what it must be like for someone to be visiting a foreign country and not speak the native language. I'll utter some random fact or quote a line from a John Hughes movie ( This is a very nutritious lunch Brian, all the food groups are represented. Did your Mom marry Mr. Rogers ? ) and people look at me like, well, I'm from another planet.

There are some things that I take for granted that everyone must know about. Like YouTube.
But sometimes, like today, I have the chance to brighten someones horizons with all the useless crap that floats around in my head.

I introduced one of our clients to YouTube. It was as if I just gave an alcoholic the keys to a bar.
He, one half of " The Unicorn " couple, had no previous knowledge of YouTube. And I was all like;

" Oh Mr. Unicorn Man, let me show you the world of cookies and kittens and rainbows that is YouTube ! "

I pulled up the intro to The A - Team. Then the Miami Vice intro, then Knight Rider, then Magnum P.I., then Laverne and Shirley, then Happy Days, and so on and so on.
Ok, but first I did show him The Grape Smashing Lady and then The A - Team, etc, etc.

And he, eyebrows raised so high they nearly became unattached from his head, was all like;

" Oh crazy lunatic woman ! Why has nobody shared with me the world of cookies and kittens and rainbows that is YouTube ! I will love you like no other for the next five minutes you crazy lunatic woman ! "

After we pulled the DeLorean back into the parking lot after visiting the 80's I decided that even though retro TV themes were awesome, he really needed some PG soft core porn.
So I introduced him to Stacy's Mom - after his wife left the room of course.



One look at Rachel Hunter's tennis-skirted thighs ( :10 sec mark ) and he gave me a look like;

" Should I really be watching this ?? Like, am I gonna get in trouble here ? "

Then Stacy's Mom / Rachel Hunter began to disrobe ( :58 sec mark ) and I could sense that if he still had the ability to speak he would have requested that I leave him alone with Ms. Hunter.

At that point I excused myself with a " Bye Mr. Unicorn Man. " and walked out of the room.
Mr. Unicorn Man could not remove his eyes from the screen, but did manage a half-hearted
" Yeah... umm...bye. "

You are totally welcome Mr. Unicorn Man.

Xo
Bunny

** My co-worker Cookiegirl83's brother seems to also possess an encyclopedic knowledge of useless crap. Due to this she and her family members have begun referring to him at THE SOAK - The Source Of All Knowledge.