But I will say this is ADULT MATERIAL. So as I have stated previously, if you are easy offended, please feel free to move along and come back tomorrow. No hard feelings.
I know, I know....I've become a bit more daring about the material I've been putting out on my blog.
Although I like to think that the raunch I'm putting out there is high-class raunch. You should see the staggering amount crude, base, nasty porn in my email in box courtesy of my BIL Bill. ( the sharp-dressed-man Bill...Brock's brother )
With that, here are 40 terms for a vajayjay, brought to you via The Frisky;
When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
Business
Privates
Patsy
Nether Regions
Vagina (duh!)
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
Snatch
Kitty
Junk
Yoni
Punani
Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends:
Vajayjay
Britney
Cooter
Hoo-ha
Coozie
If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:
Dew-flaps
Quim
Rosebud
Sugar Basin
Love Tunnel
Lady Flower
Bower of Bliss
Oracle
Nonny-no
Gentleman's Pleasure Garden
When You’re Dressing Up As A Misogynist For Halloween:
Pink Taco
Clam
Beef Curtains
Hair Pie
Jam Cookie
If You're Writing A Term Paper On The History Of Sex:
Arbor
Attic
Cunnikin
Fanny
Nature's Tufted Treasure
You Want To Make Someone Laugh:
Vertical Smile
Penis Garage
Badger
Mossy Cottage
Jack Nastyface
I have to say, Mossy Cottage had me laughing. Personally I prefer Popo - but I know that Popo means something totally different outside this house.
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We are still in it with the sellers of the house. I'm going back for a third look-see on Sunday.
XO
Bunny
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