16 August 2008

Because We're All Adults Here.....

I felt this was OK to put out there.

But I will say this is ADULT MATERIAL. So as I have stated previously, if you are easy offended, please feel free to move along and come back tomorrow. No hard feelings.

I know, I know....I've become a bit more daring about the material I've been putting out on my blog.

Although I like to think that the raunch I'm putting out there is high-class raunch. You should see the staggering amount crude, base, nasty porn in my email in box courtesy of my BIL Bill. ( the sharp-dressed-man Bill...Brock's brother )

With that, here are 40 terms for a vajayjay, brought to you via The Frisky;

When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
Business
Privates
Patsy
Nether Regions
Vagina (duh!)


In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
Snatch
Kitty
Junk
Yoni
Punani


Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends:
Vajayjay
Britney
Cooter
Hoo-ha
Coozie


If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:
Dew-flaps
Quim
Rosebud
Sugar Basin
Love Tunnel
Lady Flower
Bower of Bliss
Oracle
Nonny-no
Gentleman's Pleasure Garden


When You’re Dressing Up As A Misogynist For Halloween:
Pink Taco
Clam
Beef Curtains
Hair Pie
Jam Cookie


If You're Writing A Term Paper On The History Of Sex:
Arbor
Attic
Cunnikin
Fanny
Nature's Tufted Treasure


You Want To Make Someone Laugh:
Vertical Smile
Penis Garage
Badger
Mossy Cottage
Jack Nastyface



I have to say, Mossy Cottage had me laughing. Personally I prefer Popo - but I know that Popo means something totally different outside this house.

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We are still in it with the sellers of the house. I'm going back for a third look-see on Sunday.


XO

Bunny

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